Freudian: The Death Instinct.
Hegelian: Beats me, History was supposed to have ended in 1806.
Marxist: Because Hegel was wrong, the Historical Dialectic has not ended and will not end until the last Capitalist is strangled with the rope he sold to the revolutionaries.
Libertarian: Because no one listens to me.
Nietzschean: Because some of us don't want to be that namby-pamby emasculated Last Man who sings Kumbaya as he euthanizes himself.
Queer Theorist: Because TERFs won't obey us.
(Feel free to add to this list.)
Queer Theorist: Because TERFs won't obey us.
(Feel free to add to this list.)
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