Monday, July 31, 2017

The trans version of a classically sexist joke

A group of men are enjoying a beer and a smoke at a neighborhood bar after a long day at the office when all of a sudden a bearded man in an evening dress and a tiara bursts in and zeroes in on the co-workers.

"Excuse me," he says in a flustered voice, "would one of you, please, help me, please! Female pronouns didn't work as I thought they would. I get to use the female restroom now, but that doesn't work, either--"

"What the fuck are you going on about?" asks one of the men at the bar.

"I want to feel like a woman. Please, will one of you boys make me feel like a woman?"

Another man steps up and takes off his shirt and says to the tranny, "No problem. Here, iron this."

The tranny takes the shirt, tears well up in his eyes, and he moans, "Oh, thank you, thank you."

Sunday, July 30, 2017

More modern love

Girl: So, what was your childhood like?

Boy: Oh, I really loved playing with trucks in the mud. Drove my mom crazy!

Girl: Oh, yeah, really? Me, too!

Boy: Wait! You played with trucks, too?

Girl: Sure did.

Boy: In the mud?

Girl: Yeah, even in my Easter Dress once. Mom nearly killed me.

Boy: Woah! Okay, this date is so over!

Girl: What's wrong?

Boy: I'm sorry, but I am not gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that, mind you. Love is a human right and all. But I'm not gay, okay. And, please, would you sync up your gender expression with your gender identity before some other poor schmo wastes his good money on a dinner and a movie. Geez. I am outta here.

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Empathy

According to the Enlightenistas, empathy is the basis of all morality and hence the basis of getting along with others in a society. Also, according to the Enlightenistas, I must get along with transgender persons. Fine, but there's a problem. To get along with transgender people, I must have empathy with them. To do so I must have transgender feelings, but then I would be transgender because that's what being transgender is, having transgender feelings. Ergo, to get along with transgender people, I must be transgender myself, but I don't wanna be transgender. Therefore, I must remain a transphobic bigot. Waa!

Saturday, July 22, 2017

How transactivists argue

Mom: Get your hands out of the cookie jar right now, Mister!

Five-Year-Old: But, Mommy, studies show that the suicide rate among kids not allowed to eat cookies whenever they want is huge. Really huge. As huge as Tyrannosaurus Rex.



Sunday, July 16, 2017

TransProtestantism

Oh. My. God. In some Orthodox Catholic Circles, it is the wont of converts to look down upon Cradle Catholics because whereas the latter are Catholic by mere accident of birth, the former made a deliberate choice for the Faith and are, thus, more meritorious. Nevermind that this line of thinking is Anabaptist and, therefore, heretical. Converts tend to thrive on feelings of superiority.

And now some transwomen are applying this Anabaptist Logic to womanhood. The femininity of transwomen is more real than that of those assigned the female gender at birth because the former have made a conscious choice to be women and thus have had to think about what it means to be a woman whereas the latter have simple taken the womanly grace for granted. Theirs is, hence, a cheap, thoughtless womanhood. Thus, sex has become yet another Protestant Sect!