Thursday, May 8, 2014

Sorry, Leonard Maltin...

...but the person who had the best capsule film review ever was my father (God rest his soul!).  It was of Ladyhawke, starring Matthew Broderick and Michelle Pfeiffer and directed by Richard Donner:  "This film speaks to the profoundest yearnings of man; man wants a beautiful woman at night and a birdbrain during the day."

Friday, May 2, 2014

UCC Logic

The state does not recognize Big Wheels as automobiles.

The state criminalizes the driving of an automobile without a license.

Therefore, driving a Big Wheel without a license is a crime.