Friday, January 15, 2010

I have to add

Pat Robertson claimed that the Haitians sold their soul to the Devil in exchange for freedom from the French. I did some checking on this. Haiti was a French Slave Colony in the Eighteenth Century. And then the French Revolution happened, and news of this momentous event reached the Haitian Slaves. Well, those slaves weren't stupid. They thought that if the French People could throw off their shackles, the inhabitants of Haiti could do so as well and, therefore, started a rebellion. This rebellion was long and very bloody. The French demonstrated therein their conviction that the Universal Rights of Man did not extend to poor black slaves. Nevertheless, the Slaves fought on and eventually defeated the French racists. This was the only successful slave rebellion in history, and that's what irks Pat Robertson. The nigger can't be superior to his White Betters, and if the former defeats the latter, well, that is contrary to Divinely Ordained Nature of Things and, hence, can be explained only as a Satanic Perversion.

Pat Robertson, you are a vile racist, and racism is a Satanic Perversion. For all I know, you may be the incarnation of Satan. That would not surprise me in the least.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Pact with Satan

Someone observed today on Mark Shea's weblog that had Haiti really made a pact with the devil, as Pat Robertson has claimed, the country would now be rich instead of the pathetic basket case of a mudball that it now is. It would be a country like, say, Great Britain or The United States of America. I wholeheartedly agree.

Think about it. Satan is in the damnation business. No one really likes damnation. And so if Satan is ever gonna get people to accept eternal perdition, he must advertise. And the history of Haiti is just a lousy commercial for the sale of one's soul. Hey, everyone, sell your soul, and end up like Haiti, a poor country that the United States likes to fuck with just for fun. Doesn't work, does it?

This pitch works a lot better: Sell your soul and become the most powerful nation on earth, be able to fuck over poor countries like Haiti, and have self-righteous pricks tell you that the Haitians deserve to be the fucked-over poor because they are Satan's Spawn. Now that sounds like fun. That would get me to sell my soul.

But, alas, I am a citizen of the U.S.A. I already have.