Thursday, April 14, 2016

This won't be an exaggeration for much longer

Person: Oh, guess what. I’m pregnant!

Person 2: Oh, that’s wonderful! Do you know yet if it’s a boy or a girl?

Person: You gender binary bigot! Get away from me! AND GIVE ME BACK ALL THOSE SPRINGSTEEN ALBUMS I GAVE YOU. A person like you enjoying the talent of such a brave and righteous fighter against bigotry? I can't. I just can't.

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