Saturday, February 20, 2016

Another Installment of Modern Love

Person:  Hey, Gorgeous, may I buy you a drink.

Person 2:  Oh, hey, you seem nice and all, but I swing for the other team.  I'm a Lesbian.

Person:  I'm a Lesbian, too.  Just non-op, and one who likes to dress very butch.  You're not transphobic, are you?

Person 2:  No, not at all.  What can I do to affirm your gender identity?

Person:  You want to test-drive my all-natural strap-on?

Person 2:  Join me in the Lady's Room?

Person:  Yes, it's time to christen our progressive city's progressive new bathroom ordinance.

Person 2:  Indeed.

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