Person: Hey, Gorgeous, may I buy you a drink.
Person 2: Oh, hey, you seem nice and all, but I swing for the other team. I'm a Lesbian.
Person: I'm a Lesbian, too. Just non-op, and one who likes to dress very butch. You're not transphobic, are you?
Person 2: No, not at all. What can I do to affirm your gender identity?
Person: You want to test-drive my all-natural strap-on?
Person 2: Join me in the Lady's Room?
Person: Yes, it's time to christen our progressive city's progressive new bathroom ordinance.
Person 2: Indeed.