Man: Police! Police!
Cop: Yes, what is it?
Man: I just got carjacked. A really big guy wearing a blue sweatshirt dragged me out of my car, beat me within an inch of my life, and took my wallet. I had three hundred dollars in that wallet, plus my id and my credit cards.
Cop: Well, what do you want me to do? We're free to do whatever we want as long as we don't harm anyone else. That's the bedrock principle of liberalism.
Man: What the...? He robbed me. He beat me up. Do you see the big bloody gash on my forehead?!
Cop: He didn't kill you. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. He did you a favor, you resentful little tarantula!