Thursday, December 24, 2015

Don't be transmorgiphobic, please!

I am not human. Because I don't identify as human. Humans gave us war, famine, and atomizing Capitalism. Humans are cruel. My true self is not cruel and, therefore, cannot belong to a species that is. Therefore, I am a koala bear, and I demand commensurate bathroom and locker room accommodations.

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