Friday, December 25, 2015

Another Proclamation from the New York City Commission on Human Rights

It has come to our attention, the New York City Commission on Human Rights, that Right-Wing Bigots call each other 'bigots' as a joke. They do this to re-define the word from what it is and should be, a proper shaming and marginalization of those who refuse to conform to Public Reason, to mean nothing more than a flatus vocis  to which Progressives take recourse when they allegedly have no argument. Such re-definitions are not salutary to the commonweal and cannot in any way be tolerated. Therefore, the New York City Commission on Human Rights will impose a fine of $1,000,000 on anyone deemed to have used 'bigot' in any sense other than its proper and official one. Happy Holidays!

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