Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Emergency, Emergency, MUPD, EMERGENCY!!

I asked a young woman out on a date today. She replied, “Sebonde, you’re a nice man, but, look, be real. I am eighteen, you are forty-seven, soon to be forty-eight, two years away from AARP membership. I don’t want to date someone that old. Sorry.”

So, I called the MUPD and reported this woman for committing an act of hurtful speech.

I need to go to my safe space now.

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