"Truth may seem, but cannot be:
Beauty brag, but 'tis not she;
Truth and beauty buried be."
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Emergency, Emergency, MUPD, EMERGENCY!!
I asked a young woman out on a date today. She replied, “Sebonde, you’re a nice man, but, look, be real. I am eighteen, you are forty-seven, soon to be forty-eight, two years away from AARP membership. I don’t want to date someone that old. Sorry.”