Sunday, October 4, 2015

A rarity. Two jokes told in a homily that were actually funny instead of merely cute

The first one was a more chaste version of this joke.  The second one was this:  "The shortest sentence in the English Language is 'I am', the longest is 'I do.'"

The rest of the homily was a rather safe laundry list on what makes for a good, holy, pious marriage.  No mention at all about Christ's shocking heterosexist bigotry.  Not even an attempt to scrounge up archeological evidence that Christ could not have been anti-gay because he granted audiences to longtime gay friends from his high school days.

Federico Lombardi, call your office.

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