Man: Hey, babe.
Woman: (flashes her wedding ring at the rake)
Man: What's your point?
Woman: I am married, you dumbass.
Man: So what? Marriage is a relationship unlike any other. It has a transcendent purpose of spiritual expression that no other relationship can touch. I don't want that. I'm just looking for an ordinary, everyday, non-transcendent one-night-stand.
Woman: Are you an idiot?
Man: Justice Anthony Kennedy told us that marriage is about finding other freedoms, such as expression, intimacy, and spirituality. You're married, right. Then be free! Express yourself!
Woman: Fine, I will. (throws her drink in the man's face and stomps out)