Friday, June 26, 2015

This is now perfectly constitutional

Man: Hey, babe.

Woman: (flashes her wedding ring at the rake)

Man: What's your point?

Woman: I am married, you dumbass.

Man: So what? Marriage is a relationship unlike any other. It has a transcendent purpose of spiritual expression that no other relationship can touch. I don't want that. I'm just looking for an ordinary, everyday, non-transcendent one-night-stand.

Woman: Are you an idiot?

Man: Justice Anthony Kennedy told us that marriage is about finding other freedoms, such as expression, intimacy, and spirituality. You're married, right. Then be free!  Express yourself!

Woman: Fine, I will. (throws her drink in the man's face and stomps out)

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