Saturday, April 26, 2014

It's worth a shot, or so I hope



I wrote the following letter, addressed it to

the Person who swam in the part of the diving well that is immediately next to the ten foot deep lane, between around 1:30 P.M. and 2:20 P.M. last Saturday, April 19, 2014
and dropped it off in front of the door I may not open (because of our society's still entrenched heterosexist bigotries).  Maybe, she'll get the letter.  Maybe not.  Fate will decide as it does everything else.

The text of the letter:

This will probably not reach your eyes, but if it does, I simply want to tell you that I enjoyed our brief exchange last week. I do want to say more but fear that if I do, it may be too much and, thus, inappropriate. Therefore, what follows is in a QWERTY-Shifted code, simple enough to decipher with just a little effort, but still sufficiently unreadable as is that if you don’t bother to decode this ridiculous note and simply decide to throw it away, whatever inappropriate things I may have written will never disturb even one neuron in your brain.

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