Monday, April 21, 2014

Chess, the game of bigots

Chess is outrageously heterosexist. Why can't we have two kings or two queens? It's just arbitrary that each side has to have one king and one queen. Of course, there is pawn promotion whereby one king can have several queens, but, still, you can't have one queen with several kings, and pawn promotion does not allow you to have two queens without the king. And you can lose the queen, but you're still stuck with a bachelor king. Chess is a VERY bigoted game. You should never play it again.

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