Saturday, February 1, 2014

Best thing I heard today

"I just got married."

"First time?"

"Yup."

"But you're eighty.  Why'd you wait so long?  She a good cook?"

"Not particularly, no."

"Well, does she clean the house well?"

"Not really."

"Good in bed?"

"We're both too rickety and decrepit for that stuff."

"Why then?"

"She can drive at night."

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