Monday, January 20, 2014

How pussywhipped am I?

I am so pussywhipped that even though I'm a bachelor, who lives alone and has not gone on a date for more than a decade, I still put the toilet seat down after I urinate.

Just kidding.  I put the lid down as well, and not because I think that if I don't, some random beautiful young woman will show up at my door, declare herself to be madly and passionately in love with me, and then stomp out with wild indignation before I can seal the deal because I left the toilet seat up.  I put the seat and the lid down simply because if I don't, my stupid cat will lap up the toilet water.

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