When you buy a book on Amazon.com, Amazon keeps a record of your purchase forever and that means the NSA has it as well. Well, I've bought many, many books from Amazon, most of which tell me how evil foreign policy of the U.S. Government is or how destructive American-style capitalism is or how the U.S. is rapidly becoming a police state, etc. And it's hard not to read this stuff and avoid the occasional treasonous thought. And now the NSA has a record of all the anti-American diatribes I've ever bought online. I am really, really stupid and probably fucked.
Yeah, well, there is one good thing in all of this. The NSA makes me feel 16 again because that's how old I was in 1984.