Thursday, March 13, 2008

A Ten Year Old Girl

Our soldiers shot and killed a ten year old Iraqi girl today, oh boy. Preliminary reports suggest she was unarmed but giving a signal to evil, pusillanimous, freedom-hating terrorists. If we had not killed her, then the evil-doers would have received the signal, our boys would have been blown to bits, terror would have claimed another victory, which would have emboldened another 9/11, and we would all be brandmarked dhimmis under the new worldwide Caliphate that would swiftly follow.

I owe those soldiers who gunned down that ten year old girl a really heavy debt of gratitude. Otherwise, I would be living in a fascist state that monitored all my phone calls. Er, wait. Okay, well, I can still enjoy hotwings at hooters and get a pornographic dvd really cheap.

I want to vomit.

No comments: